Valley Girl (1983)

Nicolas Cage: Randy

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• Randy : [to Julie after she dumps him]  Well fuck you, for sure, like totally!

• Randy : [shouting over the noise just as the music ends]  So, when can I see you again?

  Julie Richman : [embarassed]  Gee, Randy... why don't you wait until the end of the evening to say these things?

  Randy : It's how I feel. It's what I want.

  Julie Richman : I'm here with you now.

• Randy : That techno-rock you guys listen to is gutless.

• Tommy : [while getting his ticket torn by Randy, who is working as an usher and wearing 3-D glasses]  Bitchin'! Is this in 3-D?

  Randy : No, but your face is.

• Randy : All right, but when they attack the car, save the radio.

• Randy : No one is gonna tell me who I can score with! Now I want this chick, she wants me, so fuck it, we're goin' back.

• Tommy : It appears as though you forgot our French fries and a Coke, fishhead.

  Randy : Oh, well, Peter Piper picked a pepper, I guess I did!

• Randy : Where do you work?

  Julie Richman : At my parents' store.

  Randy : What do they sell?

  Julie Richman : Health foods.

  Randy : That's cool.

  Julie Richman : Like, it's not cool at all! Like, it's all this stuff that tastes like nothing and it's supposed to be so good for you. Why couldn't they, like, open a Pizza Hut or something?

• Fred Bailey : [warily surveying party food]  What you got running here, a bait shop?

  Suzi Brent : Like, it's sushi, don't you know?

  [points at each platter as she identifies them] 

  Suzi Brent : Like, this here is tuna, that's flying fish egg, and that's sea urchin.

  Randy : This is pistachio paste, isn't it?

  [picks up a smear of wasabi with a chopstick and eats it; he then watches party guests enjoying the sushi] 

  Randy : Dig in, Fred.

  Fred Bailey : [shudders]  I think I'll go get something to drink.

• [behind the stage curtain at the Valley High junior prom] 

  Fred Bailey : Ahh! Stacey! Hey, man, check out Stacey!

  Randy : I don't wanna see Stacey.

  [peeks from behind the curtain in time to see Tommy kiss Julie on the dance floor] 

  Randy : Ugh! That's it! Man, I've had it with you, Bailey!

  Fred Bailey : What? I didn't think her haircut was that bad.

  Randy : What do you mean, her haircut? I just want to know what the rest of this grand plan of yours is.

  Fred Bailey : No, man, this is it! Simplicity at its finest.

  Randy : Simplicity at its finest. Well, at least you got us here. So let's...

  Randy and Fred (in unison) : ...crush that fly!

• Fred Bailey : Hey, man. 23727 Sierra Vista.It's a party. It's going to be amazing, I've seen the chicks. I know about these things and I've got a feeling about this. It's going to be hot, I'm telling you. And it's in the valley.

  Randy : What?

  Fred Bailey : The party. it's in the valley.