- Roosevelt: [rejecting a crab sandwich offered by Donald] Sir, no sir! I remember those films in the army. I don't want anything to do with crabs.
- Donald: [Donald comes home drunk and notices neighbor with cat] Oh, what a nice pussy! Pussy, pussy, pussy.
- La Greasy Delight: What are you guys building?
- Roosevelt: Oh were building a skyyyscraper. Wanna watch it rise?
- Dee Dee Dee: What's your name, sweetie?
- Donald: Donald. What's yours?
- Dee Dee Dee: Dee Dee Dee. My mother wanted to name me Delia, but she stuttered.
- Donald: Oh...
- Dee Dee Dee: Hey, have you ever screwed in 3-Dee?
- La Greasy Delight: May I have your order, please?
- Roosevelt: Go ahead, Dad!
- Donald: Er, let down your hair, unbutton your blouse, hike up your skirt, stick out your tongue, and a coke! And a coke!