Curse of the Pink Panther (1983)
Maurice O'Connell: Maurice Steiger
Quotes
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Chief Insp. Charles LaRousse Dreyfus : Can you rig a computer so that no matter what I program into it, it will select the exact opposite?
Maurice Steiger : Black is white? Day is night?
Chief Insp. Charles LaRousse Dreyfus : Exactly.
Maurice Steiger : What sort of computer?
Chief Insp. Charles LaRousse Dreyfus : A Huxley 600.
Maurice Steiger : There is only one of those in this country. How are you going to get me into Interpol?
Chief Insp. Charles LaRousse Dreyfus : Hmm, I can't.
Maurice Steiger : Well, then how do you expect me to rig it?
Chief Insp. Charles LaRousse Dreyfus : I don't. I expect you to tell me how to rig it.
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Chief Insp. Charles LaRousse Dreyfus : Maurice Steiger, fifteen years for bank robbery. Hmm. Uh, how much was it?
Maurice Steiger : About 150 million. Give or take a few francs.
Chief Insp. Charles LaRousse Dreyfus : And it's never been recovered, hmm? It must be hell sitting in prison, dreaming about what you could do with all that money, hmm?
Maurice Steiger : It's not so bad. I'm a model prisoner. I come up for parole in six months.
Chief Insp. Charles LaRousse Dreyfus : Yes, but there's always a chance that the parole board will turn you down.
Maurice Steiger : Ah, I see. I tell you where the money is, and you put in a good word with the parole board.
Chief Insp. Charles LaRousse Dreyfus : No. Listen... it took a computer genius to embezzle 150 million francs from the Bank of France, and I, um... ahem... I have a problem that requires a computer genius. You help me solve that problem, and in six months' time, you'll be a free man, living out 150 million dreams. Ha ha ha! Give or take a few dreams.