A Christmas Story (1983)
Scott Schwartz: Flick
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Quotes
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Flick : Are you kidding? Stick my tongue to that stupid pole? That's dumb!
Schwartz : That's 'cause you know it'll stick!
Flick : You're full of it!
Schwartz : Oh yeah?
Flick : Yeah!
Schwartz : Well I double-DOG-dare ya!
Ralphie as an Adult : [narrating] NOW it was serious. A double-dog-dare. What else was there but a "triple dare you"? And then, the coup de grace of all dares, the sinister triple-dog-dare.
Schwartz : I TRIPLE-dog-dare ya!
Ralphie as an Adult : [narrating] Schwartz created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat!
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Schwartz : Hey, smart ass. I asked my old man about sticking your tongue to a flagpole in the winter, and he says that it'll freeze right to the pole, just like I told ya.
Flick : Ah, baloney. What would your old man know about anything?
Schwartz : He knows, because he once saw a guy stick his tongue to a railroad track on a bet, and the fire department had to come get the guy's tongue off the track, because he couldn't get it off.
Randy : [is trying to catch up] C'mon, guys! Wait up! C'mon, guys! Wait up!
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[Ralphie and his friends are heading to the school]
Flick : Do you know what I'm getting for my old man for Christmas?
Schwartz , Ralphie : Yeah, what?
Flick : A rose that squirts. People come to smell it, it squirts them.
Schwartz : I'm getting my old man a Flit gun.
Ralphie : A Flit gun?
Schwartz : Yeah.
[Scut Farkus roaring at them, hanging on the monkey bars. They began to screaming and running to school. Grover Dill stops them]
Grover Dill : Stop right there.
Ralphie : Who, me?
Grover Dill : Yeah, you! Get over there!
Ralphie : I can't now, Grover. I've... I've gotta go see Miss Shields.
[They ran into school]
Grover Dill : Hey, come here! Get back here!
Scut Farkus : Yeah, you get back here! Come back here!
[to Flick]
Scut Farkus : You... come here.
Flick : Who, me?
Grover Dill : No, your Aunt Tilly. Yeah, you. Get over here!
[Flick comes to them]
Flick : Uncle, uncle, uncle, uncle, uncle.
[Scut Farkus grabs his arms, he screams]
Flick : UNCLE! UNCLE!