Best Friends (1982)
Goldie Hawn: Paula McCullen
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Quotes
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Paula McCullen : Breasts too large, Richard? Every female character you create has breasts too large.
Richard Babson : Mmm... but I make them suffer for it.
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Paula McCullen : [Giggling] I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I always laugh when I get nervous.
Jorge Medina : [Heavily accented Spanish occurs throughout] That's alright. It is to be understood. Now, will you please repeat after me... I, Paula McCullen...
Paula McCullen : I, Paula McCullen
Jorge Medina : Take thee, Richard Babson...
Paula McCullen : Take thee, Richard Babson
Jorge Medina : to be my lawful wedded husband...
Paula McCullen : to be my lawful wedded husband
Jorge Medina : for better or for worse...
Paula McCullen : for better or for worse
Jorge Medina : in sickness and in health...
Paula McCullen : in sickness and in health
Jorge Medina : with love and affection...
Paula McCullen : with love and affection
Jorge Medina : I dee endo
[Heavily accented Spanish]
Paula McCullen : What? I don't understand that.
Jorge Medina : I dee endo.
[I thee endow, through a shot at the written vows]
Paula McCullen : I dee endo
[Giggling]
Paula McCullen : [Richard Giggling]
Jorge Medina : And by all the power vested in me by the State of California, I now pronounce you man and wife, and you may kiss the bride.
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Eleanor McCullen : How do you think your father looks?
Paula McCullen : He looks fine. Why, is there something wrong?
Eleanor McCullen : Well, you know, since his stroke he's been a little strange. He hardly ever talks. I found some, um, pornographic magazines under his socks. Real beaver shots!
Paula McCullen : Mother! Where did you know that word?
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Richard Babson : [shoveling snow] I can't take it anymore. I'm not used to this. I'm not used to the cold, and I'm not used to being sexually deprived. I'm standing before you with a frozen erection.
Paula McCullen : Don't tell my mother - she'll put a mitten on it.
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Richard Babson : Look at you, trying to kill yourself in a tea room.
Paula McCullen : I was not trying to kill myself!
Richard Babson : Oh, no? You just had to take fourteen Valium to get through your pastrami on rye.
Paula McCullen : I did not have pastrami on rye, I had chicken salad you asshole!