Whoops Apocalypse (1982)

Guy Gregory: Soldier 2

Quotes 

• Soldier 1 : OK, why is Johnny Cyclops like a two-dollar whore? Every day a new cock up!

  Soldier 2 : That's good. Say; you know how we were these were the most deadly and dangerous nuclear weapon ever made, and we were to guard them with our lives?

  Soldier 1 : Yeah, why?

  Soldier 2 : Nothing. Except, I could have sworn there were six of them.