Student Bodies (1981)
Joe Flood: Mr. Dumpkin
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Quotes
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Mr. Dumpkin : You don't need your family. You don't need your friends. As long as you have, a horsehead bookend.
[overhears Toby talking]
Mr. Dumpkin : Talking? During horsehead bookends? Who was that? Sure, the girl. What have we here, Miss Shouldn't-be-in-the-class-anyway?
Toby : Well, it's a horsehead bookend, Mr. Dumpkin.
Mr. Dumpkin : You stained it and everything. I couldn't have done a better job myself.
Toby : That's what I was thinking.
[the word SUSPECT flashes in front of Mr. Dumpkin]
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Patti : [seeing a disguised Toby at the big dance] I'm telling you that's her. She's after my crown.
Scott : I'll go up to her and dance with her. If I don't get a hard-on, it'll be Toby for sure.
Mr. Dumpkin : [Toby pulls Hardy in for a long passionate kiss which draws a lot of attention including a very sweaty Mr. Dumpkin who wrings out his hankerchief] Horseheads. Horseheads.
Scott : [pulls himself back to Patti] That's not her.
Patti : That's *not* Toby Badger.