The Great Muppet Caper (1981)
Reg Thomason: Annoyed Restaurant Diner
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Quotes
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Gonzo : [to a couple] How about you folks? Souvenir photograph?
Annoyed Restaurant Diner : No thanks. No pictures.
Gonzo : Oh, come on! It'll be a great memento for you and your wife.
Annoyed Restaurant Diner : My wife isn't feeling very well.
Gonzo : Oh, that's too bad. Maybe she should be at home.
Annoyed Restaurant Diner : My wife IS at home!
Gonzo : [stammering nervously] Yes, uh... NEXT TABLE!
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Gonzo : [Approaches a table with an older man and a younger, rather pretty, female companion] Hi there. Souvenir photograph?
Annoyed Restaurant Diner : [Waves him off] No thank you. No photos.
Gonzo : Aw, come on. It will be a great memento for you and your wife.
Annoyed Restaurant Diner : My wife isn't feeling very well.
Gonzo : Aw, that's too bad. Maybe she should be at home.
Annoyed Restaurant Diner : [hint-hint] My wife *is* at home!
Gonzo : [Getting it now] Oh... um... uh... right... um... NEXT TABLE!
[runs off]