The Great Muppet Caper (1981)

Peggy Aitchison: Prison Guard

Quotes 

• Prison Guard : Miss Piggy.

  Miss Piggy : What?

  Prison Guard : Your lawyer is here to see you.

  Miss Piggy : Lawyer? I don't have a lawyer.

  Prison Guard : Och, sure you do. Little green guy.

  Miss Piggy : [short intake of breath]  Kermie. Oh. No wonder he hasn't come by to see me. He had to finish law school.

• Prison Guard : TWO MINUTES, PIG!