Up the Academy (1980)

Ron Leibman: Major Vaughn Liceman

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Quotes 

• Leisman : [pickup line]  Tickle your ass with a feather?

  Party Guest : I beg your pardon?

  Leisman : It's particularly nasty weather.

• Leisman : What did I tell you I'd do if I ever caught you stealing again?

  Hash : You said you'd rip my balls off, sir.

  Leisman : Say it again!

  Hash : You said you'd rip my balls off, sir.

  Leisman : Say it again!

  Hash : You said you'd rip my balls off, sir.

• Leisman : Those glasses that you're wearing make you stand out like a turd in a punch bowl!

• Leisman : Do you like it when a gentleman ties you up?

  Guard : What?

  Leisman : You know... with rope.

• Leisman : Tickle your ass with a feather?

  Candy : Maybe later.

• Leisman : [to the Landmines]  Do you fellas have an album on sale somewhere?

  [to himself] 

  Leisman : I'd buy their album.

• Major Vaughn Liceman : [15:35]  Holt! Not halt, Holt! Halt, Holt! This letter arrived a couple or three days ago. I just got around to opening it.

  Oliver : You opened my mail?

  Major Vaughn Liceman : You opened my mail, sir!

  Oliver : Yes, sir, that's what I meant, sir. Thank you for correcting me, sir.

  Major Vaughn Liceman : It's from your girlfriend.

  Oliver : Thank you again, sir.

• Leisman : [22:33]  Now you see that is an untruth. You've just told your friend an untruth. Now perhaps if you didn't have that filthy rag wrapped around your eyes you could see the truth. Then you would not lie

  Hash : You mean my kopa, sir

  Leisman : Get rid of it. It isn't regulation and it makes you stand out like a turd in a punch bowl

  Hash : 1,000 pardons sir. But my religion forbids me to remove my kopa

  Leisman : Your religion?