Up the Academy (1980)

Tommy Citera: Hash

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• Leisman : What did I tell you I'd do if I ever caught you stealing again?

  Hash : You said you'd rip my balls off, sir.

  Leisman : Say it again!

  Hash : You said you'd rip my balls off, sir.

  Leisman : Say it again!

  Hash : You said you'd rip my balls off, sir.

• Ike : Just call me Ike.

  Hash : Hash.

  Ike : Not now, man. Maybe after dinner.

  Hash : No. My *name* is Hash. It's easier to say than "El Hashid Amir Junior".

  Ike : It's easier to smoke too.

• Chooch : [ignoring introductions]  I'm taking this top bunk. Anybody got any objections?

  Hash : Sorry, I didn't catch your name.

  Chooch : I didn't "throw" it.

• Leisman : [22:33]  Now you see that is an untruth. You've just told your friend an untruth. Now perhaps if you didn't have that filthy rag wrapped around your eyes you could see the truth. Then you would not lie

  Hash : You mean my kopa, sir

  Leisman : Get rid of it. It isn't regulation and it makes you stand out like a turd in a punch bowl

  Hash : 1,000 pardons sir. But my religion forbids me to remove my kopa

  Leisman : Your religion?

• Chooch : [50:57]  That's right, and if you ever want to get those pictures back, you better make sure Vervegaert doesn't know how you're gonna do it.

  Oliver : Got any ideas, Chooch?

  Chooch : What does Liceman want more than anything else?

  Hash : My balls!

  Ike : My soul

  Oliver : My ass

  Ike : Your girl!

  Chooch : You got it. Now, Liceman wouldn't recognize her if he saw her, would he?

  Oliver : No

  Chooch : Okay, here's what you gotta do.