Up the Academy (1980)

Wendell Brown: Ike

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• Ike : Hello Colonel. I was just...

  Bliss : I know what you were doing.

  Ike : You do?

  Bliss : Did you like what you saw MacArthur?

  Ike : Uh no. I mean yes. I mean.

  Bliss : It's okay MacArthur. Meet me in my room in 5 minutes.

  Ike : Yes ma'am.

• Ike : Ms. Bliss? Miss Bliss?

  Guard : Hey! What are you doing here?

  Ike : Uh, nothing. Just taking a walk.

  Guard : Well, take it outside. Now! Let's go. Get out of that room!

  Ike : Shit, this is the wrong room.

• Ike : Great. This is the right room.

  Guard : You again! What did I tell you?

  Ike : Shit, not again.

  Guard : That's right. Maybe 50 push-ups will help you remember.

• Bliss : Oh MacArthur! Oh!

  Ike : Colonel. I'd love to stay and get together but I gotta get outta here.

  Bliss : Is it something I said? Did I come on too strong?

  Ike : No. I just have to go and meet the guys.

  Bliss : Don't you want to meet these guys?

  Ike : I would. But my friends are counting on me.

  Bliss : Okay. Meet me in my room later. I'll be waiting.

• Ike : Miss Bliss?

  Bliss : Did anyone see you MacArthur?

  Ike : No Colonel.

  Bliss : Good. Now, where were we?

  Ike : Here, I think.

  Bliss : Oh, yeah. Mmmmm, oh MacArthur.

  Ike : Oh Colonel.

  Bliss : Sit on the bed MacArthur.

  Ike : Yes ma'am.

  Bliss : Make yourself comfortable. So, these are what you wanted to see, right?

  Ike : Yes ma'am.

  Bliss : You're lucky MacArthur. I never go all the way with a cadet.

  Ike : Really?

  Bliss : Yeah, but you're different.

  Ike : I am?

  Bliss : Yeah. You know, all these guys care about is my body.

  Ike : I know. Wow!

  Bliss : So what do you think MacArthur? I do have a nice set, don't I?

  Ike : Yes you do.

  Bliss : Slide over here. Come on and have a feel, MacArthur. Touch them.

  Ike : Uh.

  Bliss : Don't be shy. That's what they're there for.

  Ike : Uh.

  Bliss : That's it. I know you want them!

  Chooch : Ike. Are you in here? Shit!

• Ike : Just call me Ike.

  Hash : Hash.

  Ike : Not now, man. Maybe after dinner.

  Hash : No. My *name* is Hash. It's easier to say than "El Hashid Amir Junior".

  Ike : It's easier to smoke too.

• Ververgaert : [39:22]  Go ahead, Oliver. What happened next? Did you take your clothes off or did she?

  Oliver : I did

  Ververgaert : God damn, all! And then, what? Did you do it on a bed or did you do it on the floor?

  Ike : Come on, Ververgaert, lay off! You act like you never made it with a girl before.

  Ververgaert : Hey I've had my share of quail

• Chooch : [50:57]  That's right, and if you ever want to get those pictures back, you better make sure Vervegaert doesn't know how you're gonna do it.

  Oliver : Got any ideas, Chooch?

  Chooch : What does Liceman want more than anything else?

  Hash : My balls!

  Ike : My soul

  Oliver : My ass

  Ike : Your girl!

  Chooch : You got it. Now, Liceman wouldn't recognize her if he saw her, would he?

  Oliver : No

  Chooch : Okay, here's what you gotta do.

• Ike : [19:36]  Dear reverend pop. Caught your act on the radio today. I hope the record sales are good. Oh, I also met your friend, the devil. His name is Liceman. And you're right. He is white. I'm sorry about your divorce but I'm looking forward to meeting my new stepmother. I hope she's as friendly as Nubia. Today I auditioned for the soccer team. You should have seen me. Even the coach was astounded. He even said I was a credit to my race.

  Coach : [20:02]  You're a disgrace to niggers the world over!

  Ike : He also said I'm in a class all by myself and shouldn't be on the same field with the others

  Coach : Now, get on that bench and write yourself a letter. Cause that's the only letter you're going to get from this academy!

  Ike : Yes, sir

  Coach : Move it!

  Ike : Well, see you on parents' day. your son, Eisenhower