Up the Academy (1980)

Ralph Macchio: Chooch

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• Ververgaert : [grabbing the bunk below Chooch]  You don't wet your bed, do you?

  Chooch : [sarcastically]  No, I generally just piss over the side.

• Party Guest : Somebody put a turd in the punchbowl!

  Chooch : [to Leisman]  Help yourself sir.

• Ike : Miss Bliss?

  Bliss : Did anyone see you MacArthur?

  Ike : No Colonel.

  Bliss : Good. Now, where were we?

  Ike : Here, I think.

  Bliss : Oh, yeah. Mmmmm, oh MacArthur.

  Ike : Oh Colonel.

  Bliss : Sit on the bed MacArthur.

  Ike : Yes ma'am.

  Bliss : Make yourself comfortable. So, these are what you wanted to see, right?

  Ike : Yes ma'am.

  Bliss : You're lucky MacArthur. I never go all the way with a cadet.

  Ike : Really?

  Bliss : Yeah, but you're different.

  Ike : I am?

  Bliss : Yeah. You know, all these guys care about is my body.

  Ike : I know. Wow!

  Bliss : So what do you think MacArthur? I do have a nice set, don't I?

  Ike : Yes you do.

  Bliss : Slide over here. Come on and have a feel, MacArthur. Touch them.

  Ike : Uh.

  Bliss : Don't be shy. That's what they're there for.

  Ike : Uh.

  Bliss : That's it. I know you want them!

  Chooch : Ike. Are you in here? Shit!

• Chooch : [ignoring introductions]  I'm taking this top bunk. Anybody got any objections?

  Hash : Sorry, I didn't catch your name.

  Chooch : I didn't "throw" it.

• Chooch : [50:57]  That's right, and if you ever want to get those pictures back, you better make sure Vervegaert doesn't know how you're gonna do it.

  Oliver : Got any ideas, Chooch?

  Chooch : What does Liceman want more than anything else?

  Hash : My balls!

  Ike : My soul

  Oliver : My ass

  Ike : Your girl!

  Chooch : You got it. Now, Liceman wouldn't recognize her if he saw her, would he?

  Oliver : No

  Chooch : Okay, here's what you gotta do.