Life of Brian (1979)

Carol Cleveland: Mrs. Gregory

Quotes 

• Spectator I : I think it was "Blessed are the cheesemakers".

  Mrs. Gregory : Aha, what's so special about the cheesemakers?

  Gregory : Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.

• Parvus : It doesn't matter! You're all going to die in a day or two.

  Gregory : It may not matter to you, Roman, but it certainly matters to us. Doesn't it, darling?

  Mrs. Gregory : Oh, rather.

  Gregory : Under the terms of the Roman occupancy, we're entitled to be crucified in a purely Jewish area.