- Bert's companion: You know what I think, Bert; Manchester United's got the best team in the First Division. Pity Bobby Charlton's not playing anymore though. The greatest moment of my life was in 1968 when I watched them beat Benfica, 4-1 in the European Cup.
- Bert - lorry driver: Yeah, well, some people like to live on past glory, don't they?
- Bert's companion: Past glory? What are you talking about? For the last thirty years they've been on the crest of a wave. They're a bloody sight better than Chelsea. They're just a bunch of cripples!