1941 (1979)
Bobby Di Cicco: Wally Stephens
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Quotes
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Wally Stephens : I've learned a very important lesson today. I'll never shop east of Beverly Hills.
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Captain Wild Bill Kelso : Kid, you gotta get that sub.
Wally Stephens : What sub?
Captain Wild Bill Kelso : The Jap sub.
Wally Stephens : Where?
Captain Wild Bill Kelso : The ocean, lame-o.
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Wally Stephens : Hey Betty, look! There's Officer Miller! That's the flatfoot who sent me up the river!
[Officer Miller is seen talking to a few people]
Officer Miller : I'm telling you, I saw those sons of Nip coming up the beach right now...
[the tank rumbles past Miller and the people]
Wally Stephens : Hey Miller, look at me!
Officer Miller : [shouts] Wally?
Wally Stephens : Hey copper, don't you know there's a blackout? Turn out your lights!
[Wally opens fire at Officer Miller's police car, destroying it]
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Wally Stephens : I know I can't beat you in a fair fight.
Cpl. Chuck 'Stretch' Sitarski : [scoffs] Stupid, I don't fight fair.
Wally Stephens : Neither do I!
[kicks Stretch in the crotch, then hits him across the face with a gun belt. Stretch smiles dumbly for a second then falls over]
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Wally Stephens : [Wally and Stretch have just unexpectedly "run into" each other] You!
Cpl. Chuck 'Stretch' Sitarski : [furious, pointing at Wally] YOU!
Ward Douglas : [running up, shouts at Wally] You!
Sergeant Frank Tree : [also to Wally, but more casually] You... have a serious wardrobe problem, kid.
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Maxine Dexheimer : [having been caught by Ward and Stretch, they put Wally in a garbage truck]
Wally Stephens : [calling out to Betty as he is driven away] I'm gonna be there at 8:00 in front of the Crystal Ballroom! I'll meet you there!
Ward Douglas : [calling out] No, you won't!
Wally Stephens : [calling back] Yes, I will!
Maxine Dexheimer : [calling out] No, you won't!
Wally Stephens : [calling back] Yes, I will!
Cpl. Chuck 'Stretch' Sitarski : [confidently] No, you won't.
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Wally Stephens : My girlfriend was there, because - There was this wild man there and she...
General Joseph W. Stilwell : Son, is this a long story?
Wally Stephens : Yes, sir.
General Joseph W. Stilwell : Well, then, save it.
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General Joseph W. Stilwell : Damage?
Sergeant Frank Tree : The Japanese sunk both our tank and Ferris wheel sir.
Wally Stephens : I think we hit the sub. I saw it go down!
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Cpl. Chuck 'Stretch' Sitarski : You ain't gonna tip him, are you, Sarge?
Wally Stephens : It's okay! I don't need your tip!
Sergeant Frank Tree : I think you do: get rid of that shirt.
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Wally Stephens : Let's KNOCK OUT THESE LIGHTS!