Stingray (1978)
Bert Hinchman: Tony
Quotes
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Lt. Herschel : I don't believe it. Two homicides last night, a million dollars worth of smack in the area and you can't find anything on them.
Sgt. Murphy : Lieutenant, we searched that car from top to bottom. They're clean!
Lt. Herschel : I don't believe it. We've got Lonigan right here in the station. Lonigan, who would tear the hands of a baby for a few bucks. Tony, I don't give a shit about, since he's only the faggot in the lot.
Sgt. Murphy : Lieutenant, what do you want us to do? We held them over twenty-four hours. We've got to let 'em go.
Lt. Herschel : All right.
[walks over to Lonigan and Tony]
Lt. Herschel : Well, unfortunately, you two are free to go.
Lonigan : Lt. Herschel, if you're the fair man I think you are, you owe myself and my associate here an apology.
Lt. Herschel : Lonigan, old buddy, let me tell you something. A little number down in the alley last night has your name written all over it. Now, I don't know where you ditched the stuff, but you're lucky you came clean because if my boys found so much as a pocketknife, you and Greaseball would be our permanent guests in the big house.
Lonigan : [laughing hysterically] Yeah! The big house? How about Little House on the Prairie? We even got a Kojak in here!
Lt. Herschel : Get out of here, Lonigan. Take Scumbag with you.
Tony : [offended] Hey, look...
Lonigan : Icy calm. Icy calm. Bye!
[Lonigan is still laughing when he and Tony leave]
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Abigail Bratowski : [the three are walking out of the courthouse to their car] It's a good thing I wasn't there. I would have castrated them both.
Lonigan : That's exactly why you were left out of it.
Abigail Bratowski : Left out? Look, buddy, I'm running this outfit. I stayed back because I wanted to. Don't forget that!
Lonigan : Abby, Abby, quit busting my balls, will you, please?
Tony : All right, all right, will you two just cool it? Let's go pick up the stuff, huh?
Abigail Bratowski : Listen, shrimp, if you want to have your teeth knocked down your throat, just keep up the comedy routine.
Lonigan : She's right! Don't pull your string, dummy! Get in the car!
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Tony : [after finding out Abigail has killed Lonigan and plans to shoot Tony] Now, wait a minute, Abigail. Wait just one minute.
Abigail Bratowski : Stuff it, shrimp.
Tony : It was Lonigan's idea. I tried to talk him out of it.
Abigail Bratowski : [Abigail aims her gun at Tony, but it clicks empty] You know, if I knew you had the sense to cross me, I would have blown your guts out a long time ago.
Tony : [chuckles nervously] Hey, I was with you all the way, Abby, I, uh, mean, Abigail.
Abigail Bratowski : Stick Icy Calm's body in the back and we'll dump it, later, in the nearest toilet.
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Tony : [after shooting Abigail] I don't share a million bucks with nobody, especially some crazy broad.
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Tony : [when they wind up letting Al and Elmo escape from the bar] We're in such deep shit.
Lonigan : You know why we're in deep shit?
Tony : Why?
Lonigan : We broke Lonigan's Law, that's why. Never mix B&B.
Tony : [confused] That's a drink, right?
Lonigan : Oh, Christ, when you're talking, you ain't learning. Business and broads. The bottom line is when this is over: Abigail, Acapulco. Up to her ass in banana daquiris and beach boys. You and me: a trash bin in East St. Louis. Well, I'm not gonna let it happen, all right? It's not gonna happen to us.
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Lonigan : [Abigail joins Lonigan and Tony at the construction site] Well, well, look who's here. It's the devil in drag.
Abigail Bratowski : What the hell is going on here?
Tony : [angrily, while trying to dig the gravel out from under the tires of their car] Don't start anything, Abigail! I mean it! Don't start!
Abigail Bratowski : Where's Blondie and the 'Vette?
Lonigan : [mocking] Where's Blondie and the 'Vette? Where's Blondie and the 'Vette? I can't start this goddamn bulldozer! Can you? We're stuck!
Tony : [to Abigail] Did you get the jacket?
Abigail Bratowski : No! What's so important about the jacket?
Tony : Oh, Christ, the homer's in the jacket!
Abigail Bratowski : [furious and grabs Tony by the shirt] You little fart! Why didn't you tell me? Oh, god, now we're right back to where we started!
Lonigan : Okay, just cool it, cool it!
[looks around]
Lonigan : Where's Rosco?
Abigail Bratowski : I smoked the tub of lard.
Lonigan : [confused] You what?
Abigail Bratowski : I smoked him!
Lonigan : [still confused] You smoked him.
Tony : She killed him?
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Abigail Bratowski : [when chasing the gang] They went down the other side!
Tony : I don't need a play-by-play. I can see.
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Lonigan : All right, we gotta think logically here. We've been on this road for three miles. Correct? No side roads, no Corvette. I can't figure it.
Tony : Well, why are we stopping here?
Lonigan : [pointing at the dash] You see that light on the dashboard?
Tony : The one red?
Lonigan : Yeah. What's it say?
Tony : Says it's hot.
Lonigan : And?
Tony : We stop to let the engine cool down, huh?
Lonigan : [sarcastically] Fantastic.
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Lonigan : [Lonigan and Tony are waiting impatiently for their food at the A&W Drive-in] How long have we been waiting for? Twenty minutes? Maybe even a half-hour?
Lonigan : I forgot what the hell we ordered.
Tony : Just a couple burgers.
Lonigan : Jesus! They got two speeds, slow and stop, in this town.
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Tony : [Tony and Lonigan is staking out the body shop] Hey, shouldn't we go in after them?
Lonigan : What happened the last time we involved a joint that was full of people?
Tony : Oh, yeah. Okay, okay. What the hell are they doing in there, anyway?
Lonigan : What's the sign on the building say, Tony?
Tony : [looking into binoculars] Auto Painting.
Lonigan : They're painting the car, Tony.