- Superintendant: This rotten french bastard has tried to rape our pure, virgin american people with his dirty fucking pictures.
- Elsa Beskow: ["translates" into Swedish] This unpleasent french gentleman has tried to seduce the nice american people with his unpleasent french paintings.
- Elsa Beskow: [on Picasso's painting depicting a hideous version of a woman] And that was the birth of monsterism.
- Elsa Beskow: Ingrid Svensson-Guggenheim were among many who didn't understand Picassos work. But she knew it was expensive, and therefore immortal.
- Spanish Priest: Pyramus et Thisbe, luvenum pulcherrimus alter altra ques Oriens habuit praelata pruellis. Olé.