Bruce McGill: Daniel Simpson Day
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Quotes
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[Flounder has just fired a blank cartridge near Neidermeyer's horse, and the horse has dropped dead]
Bluto : Holy shit!
D-Day : There were blanks in that gun!
Flounder : I didn't even point the gun at him!
Bluto : Holy shit!
[D-Day checks the gun]
D-Day : There WERE blanks in that gun!
Flounder : Maybe he had a heart attack.
Bluto : Holy shit!
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Bluto : Hey! What's all this laying around shit?
Stork : What the hell are we supposed to do, ya moron?
D-Day : [to Bluto] War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Bluto : What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter : [to Boon] Germans?
Boon : Forget it, he's rolling.
Bluto : And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...
[thinks hard of something to say]
Bluto : The tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!
[Bluto runs out, alone; then returns]
Bluto : What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer...
Otter : Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic... but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part!
Bluto : We're just the guys to do it.
D-Day : [stands up]
Boon : [stands up] Let's do it.
Bluto : [shouting] "Let's do it"!
[all of the Deltas stand up and run out with Bluto]
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D-Day : Hey, quit your blubberin'. When I get through with this baby you won't even recognize it.
Otter : Flounder, you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes! You fucked up... you trusted us! Hey, make the best of it! Maybe we can help.
Flounder : [crying] That's easy for you to say! What am I going to tell Fred?
Otter : I'll tell you what. We'll tell Fred you were doing a great job taking care of his car, but you parked it out back last night and this morning... it was gone. We report it as stolen to the police. D-Day takes care of the wreck. Your brother's insurance company buys him a new car.
Flounder : Will that work?
Otter : Hey, it's gotta work better than the truth.
Bluto : [thrusting six-pack into Flounder's hands] My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
Otter : Better listen to him, Flounder, he's in pre-med.
D-Day : [firing up blow-torch] There you go now, just leave everything to me.
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D-Day : Ramming speed!
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D-Day : We have an old saying in Delta House: don't get mad, get even.
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D-Day : [enters with a bruised and bloodied Otter] I found him after he called me from a phone on the side of the road outside of town.
Boon : [to Otter] Holy shit! What happened to you? You look grotesqe.
Otter : Some of the Omegas jumped me and did a little dancing on my face.
Bluto : Who was it?
Otter : It was Greggie and Douggie... and some of the other Hitler youth.
Boon : Why? What'd you do?
Otter : That's just it... I don't know. They're just animals, I guess.
