National Lampoon's Animal House (1978)

Tom Hulce: Larry Kroger

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• Pinto : Before we go any further, there's something I have to tell you. I lied to you. I've never done this before.

  Clorette De Pasto : You've never made out with a girl before?

  Pinto : No. No, I mean, I've never done what I think we're gonna do in a minute. I sort of did once, but I was drunk...

  Clorette De Pasto : That's okay, Larry. Neither have I. It's my first time too. And besides, I lied to you, too.

  Pinto : Oh, yeah? What about?

  Clorette De Pasto : I'm only 13.

• Boon : I want you to fix Pinto up, but it's got to be a very special girl.

  Pinto : Look, you don't have to...

  Boon : Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude.

  Katy : You mean you want someone he can screw on the first date.

  Boon : Well put. You see, Pinto's never been laid.

  Pinto : Hey!

  Boon : What'd I say?

• Jennings : Teaching is just a way to pay the bills until I finish my novel.

  Boon : How long you been workin' on it?

  Jennings : Four and a half years.

  Pinto : It must be very good.

  Jennings : It's a piece of shit. Would anyone like to smoke some pot?

• Pinto : OK, so that means that our whole solar system could be like one tiny atom in the fingernail of some other giant being Giggle. This is nuts! That means that one tiny atom in my fingernail could be...

  Jennings : ...could be one tiny little universe!

  Pinto : Can I buy some pot from you?

• Otter : [as Boon, Otter, Flounder, Pinto and their dates enter the Negro bar, the music and dancing pauses and all the patrons turn to look at them]  We... are gonna die.

  Pinto : Boon, we're the only white people here.

  [the music and dancing resumes] 

• [Handed his first joint] 

  Pinto : I won't go schizo, will I?

  Jennings : It's a distinct possibility.

• Bluto : Kroger, your Delta Tau Chi name is Pinto.

  Pinto : Why "Pinto"?

  Bluto : [belches]  Why not?

• [at the Dexter Lake Club, a Negroes-only bar, with Otis Day and the Knights playing Shama Lama Ding Dong] 

  Pinto : What are you majoring in?

  Brunella : Primitive cultures.

• [first lines] 

  Pinto : Take off that beanie.

• Pinto : I was thinking, maybe we could get some beer.

  Clorette De Pasto : Nah, not tonight. Besides, you might get lucky without it.