Grand Theft Auto (1977)

Cal Naylor: Car Salesman

Quotes 

• Collins Hedgeworth : [runs into a used car lot]  SIR! My fiancee's been abducted! I was in pursuit of her captor who's en route to Las Vegas! I had a minor accident and I'm in dire need of transportation!

  Car Salesman : Well, we can...

  Collins Hedgeworth : [notices a Dodge Charger nearby]  Ah! That'll do fine!

  Car Salesman : Well, you got a fine eye there, boy.

  [Collins runs over to the car and gets in] 

  Car Salesman : She's a runner, too!

  Collins Hedgeworth : [hands the salesman an IOU]  Bill my father!

  Car Salesman : Well, partner, I don't know if we can let you have the car on that kind of a deal.

  Collins Hedgeworth : I'm Collins Hedgeworth! My father is Montgomery Hedgeworth! My grandfather is Elwood Hedgeworth! Collectively, my family is worth ninety-seven million dollars!

  Car Salesman : Well, I don't know. I'm gonna have to check with the manager on this.

  [Collins groans angrily and reverses the car through the showroom's glass window as the salesman turns around] 

  Car Salesman : Hey!

  [Collins drives the car out of the showroom by crashing through another window and roars off] 

  Car Salesman : Hey, boy, that's aggravated grand theft!