Three's Company (1976–1984)
Norman Fell: Stanley Roper, George Roper
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Quotes
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[Stanley has been caught eavesdropping]
Helen Roper : Now, you should say you're sorry.
Stanley Roper : All right, all right. Listen kids, I'm really very sorry.
Helen Roper : And you'll never do it again.
Stanley Roper : And I'll never do it again.
Helen Roper : And you'll take fifty dollars off this month's rent.
Stanley Roper : And I'll never do it again.
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Mrs. Roper : I need a new stove
Stanley Roper : There's nothing wrong with the stove you have, it works just fine.
Mrs. Roper : Well, I better not break up the set.
Stanley Roper : What set?
Mrs. Roper : An old stove, and old husband, and they both take too long to heat up!
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Stanley Roper : Helen, I just wanted to prove to you that other woman found me attractive. And I proved it.
Mrs. Roper : Well, fine, go to her. See if I care. I hope you're happy.
Stanley Roper : I don't want to be happy; I want to be with you.
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Stanley Roper : I want my rent!
Helen Roper : Stanley, where are your manners? You're supposed to say hello when you walk into a room.
Stanley Roper : Hello, I want my rent!
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Stanley Roper : What's the cake for?
Helen Roper : We're celebrating.
Stanley Roper : Celebrating what?
Helen Roper : The tenth anniversary of my new spring outfit.
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Stanley Roper : I bet this cot told some great stories.
Mrs. Roper : I wish ours could.
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Stanley Roper : [after the kids make a lot door slamming noises, Mr. Roper knocks on the door]
Chrissy : [opens the door]
Stanley Roper : I just want to tell you that it's three o'clock in the morning!...
[is about to complain further]
Chrissy : Thank you!
[closes door]
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Stanley Roper : Not in my building!
Jack Tripper : I swear, it will be completely platonic.
Stanley Roper : I don't care what it - What does that mean?
Helen Roper : Like you and me, Stanley.
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Helen Roper : Oh, why don't you go see your dentist!
Stanley Roper : What for?
Helen Roper : Because your toothache is giving me a pain.
Stanley Roper : Then you go see the dentist.
Helen Roper : The place I got a pain you don't see a dentist.
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Chrissy : You know, if women ran the world there'd be none of these stupid wars!
Janet Wood Dawson : Yeah!
Stanley Roper : Yeah, all the countries would nag each other to death!
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Stanley Roper : I came up to shampoo your rug.
Chrissy : Why? Does it have dandruff?
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Stanley Roper : Will you put some clothes on? My wife's here!
Helen Roper : Mind your own business, Stanley.
Stanley Roper : What if the towel slips?
Helen Roper : Mind your own business, Stanley.
Chrissy : Jack, you have some shaving cream on your face.
Jack Tripper : Oh, thank you.
Chrissy : [shouts] No, Jack!
Helen Roper : Mind your own business, Chrissy!
