- Justin Stockwell: [purposely bumps Samantha, who is disguised as a maid] Puta! Didn't the butler tell you not to touch me? Finish drawing the bath. First the salts, the powders come later. Champagne!
- [drinks champagne Samantha has poisoned and is paralyzed]
- Samantha Fox: [switches off soothing classical music that had been playing] I know you speak English perfectly, Justin, but you've got to learn some nicer words in Tagalog.