- Nellie the Bartender: [to Mack] You remember Deputy Frank?... They had to scrape him off his bathroom ceiling with a shovel.
- Chauffeur: I gotta get this car into the shop... There's a ticking noise near the engine.
- Dade McCrutchen: Aw bullshit!... Keep driving.
- [the car explodes]
- Sheriff Phil Marsh: [Talking to Deputy Frank who just shot someone] I'm talking about a guy that has a deep inbred tendacy to shoot a lot faster than he thinks.
- Sheriff Phil Marsh: [to Dade McCrutchen] Don't you know the biggest problem I have in catching them girls is you?
- Mack: [Mack just got back into town] What's the bad news?
- Nellie the Bartender: Your truck is wanted in seven counties.
- Sheriff Phil Marsh: [to Deputy Frank after Tom Eldridge is killed] Let me tell you something... If you can shoot at 'em, you can damn well learn how to talk to 'em.
- Sheriff Phil Marsh: [Sheriff Marsh is talking about Dixie nnd Patsy to Dade McCrutchin] Understand that they grew up here, you're an outsider... An outsider that's taken over the bank, that's closing up the stills... Who's foreclosing on every piece of property that he can get his hands on... Well, they're fighting you. And the people?... The people damn well love 'em for it.
- Sheriff Phil Marsh: [after Deputy Frank shoots Billy] Frank, Billy's in intensive care with a bullet from your gun in his gut.
- Deputy Frank: [Sheriff Marsh doesn't like Deputy Frank's explaination of what happened to Billy] What did ya want me to do?... Kiss him?
- Sheriff Phil Marsh: [to Deputy Frank, pulling out a bottle of whiskey and two glasses, and pouring drinks] Here's to you, and here's to me... May God have mercy on us both... You're fired.
- Nellie the Bartender: [Mack sees the wanted poster on Dixie and Patsy] Mack, you alright?
- Mack: Yeah, I'm alright... I'm drunk but I ain't crazy.
- Kawasaki Dealer: [Dixie and Patsy steal motorcycles from the Kawasaki Dealer] Larry, Call the cops... We've been ripped off again.
- Dixie: [Dixie and Patsy go in to rob the bank] This here's what's called a stick-up... Anyone wants to get funny, and they can say bye-bye to their face.
- Mortician: [He pulls off a sheet to reveal a dummy instead of a dead body] Alright, who's the smartass?
- Dixie: [Dixie phones the Sheriff from the bank] Hello, Sheriff... This is Dixie.
- Sheriff Phil Marsh: Who?
- Dixie: Dixie and Patsy Eldridge... We heard you were lookin' for us... We're here at the bank, and planning to make a little withdrawl.
- Dixie: [the girls have guns drawn on Frank] Do you wanna raise your hands or see your brain in a blackdrop?
- Deputy Frank: [the girls have their guns drawn on Frank] What are you girls doin'
- Patsy: Nothin' much... We're just thinkin' of blowin' your brains out.
- Dixie: [Dixie does't like Deputy Franks's explaination of what heppened to Pa] Who told the Feds, Frank?
- Deputy Frank: How should I know?... Maybe it was J. Edgar Hoover.
- Dixie: J. Edgar Hoover's dead.
- Deputy Frank: So's your daddy.