The Big Bus (1976)
Michael W. Schwartz: Bus Station Greeter
Quotes
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Camille Levy : What on earth are those dogs doing? That's my new fall line!
Bus Station Greeter : They're trained to sniff out explosives, marijuana, contraband, and contraceptives.
Camille Levy : [Removing sunglasses, smiling] I like you. Where can we go to be alone?
Bus Station Greeter : What?
Camille Levy : Oh, you heard me. Alone. You and me. Together. La due.
Bus Station Greeter : Well... I'm on duty... There's a janitor's closet by the men's room.
Camille Levy : That's good enough. If it's not you, it'll be some other tacky twerp!