- Salvatore: One million in each envelope. Twenty envelopes, that's twenty million! Uh, Italian lire, but that's better than nothing...
- Alex the "Bodyguard": [having just frisked a woman who turned out to be a man] It's funny, you don't look Jewish.
- Cavaliere Marelli: [having tied his dream woman to a bed] You fell into my diabolical trap, you gorgeous dummy. And now I'm going to investigate yours.
- Dracula: We'll plunge together into a crimson lake!
- Emilia Chiapponi: First you gotta plunge into something else.