Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

Carol Cleveland: Zoot, Dingo

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Quotes 

• Sir Galahad : Zoot!

  Dingo : No, I am Zoot's identical twin sister, Dingo.

  [He tried to get past her] 

  Dingo : Where are you going?

  Sir Galahad : I seek the Grail! I have seen it, here in this castle!

  Dingo : Oh, no! Oh, no! Bad, bad Zoot!

  Sir Galahad : What is it?

  Dingo : Oh, wicked, bad, naughty Zoot! She has been setting a light to our beacon, which, I've just remembered, is Grail shaped. It's not the first time we've had this problem.

  Sir Galahad : It's not the real Grail?

  Dingo : Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! Oh, she is a bad person, and she must pay the penalty!

  [Turns to camera] 

  Dingo : Do you think this scene should have been cut? We were so worried when the boys were writing it, but now we're glad! It's better than some of the previous scenes I think.

  Left Head : At least ours was better visually.

  Dennis : At least ours was committed, it wasn't just a string of pussy jokes.

  Bridgekeeper : Get on with it.

  Tim : Yes! Get on with it!

  Army : Yeah! Get on with it!

  Dingo : Oh, I am enjoying this scene!

  God : Get on with it!

• Dingo : You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.

  All : And me. And me too. And me.

  Dingo : Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking.

• Dingo : And after the spanking, the oral sex.

  Galahad : Well, I could stay a bit longer...

• Zoot : Welcome, brave sir Knight. Welcome to the Castle Anthrax.

  Sir Galahad : The Castle Anthrax?

  Zoot : Yes... it's not a very good name, is it? Oh, but we are nice, and we'll attend to your every need.

• Dingo : You would not be so ungallant as to refuse our hospitality?

• Sir Galahad the Pure : Look, I can tackle this lot single-handed!

  Dingo : Yes! yes! Let him tackle us single-handedly!

  Girls of the Castles : Yes! Yes! Let him tackle us single-handedly!

  Sir Launcelot the Brave : Come, Sir Galahad, quickly!

  Sir Galahad the Pure : No, really, honestly, I can cope. I can handle this lot easily!

  Dingo : Oh, yes! Yes! Let him handle us easily.

  Girls of the Castles : Let him handle us easily!

  Sir Launcelot the Brave : No sir. Quick!

  Sir Galahad the Pure : No, please. Please! I can defeat them! There's only a hundred and fifty of them.

  Dingo : Yes! Yes! He'll beat us easily. We haven't a chance!

  Dingo , Girls of the Castles : We haven't a chance! We haven't a chance!

  Dingo : [Sir Launcelot and Sir Galahad depart]  Oh! Oh shit!

• Zoot : I'm afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared to yours. We are but eightscore young blondes and brunettes, all between sixteen and nineteen-and-a-half, cut off in this castle, with no one to protect us. Oooh. It is a lonely life: bathing, dressing, undressing, making exciting underwear.

• Zoot : Sir Galahad! You would not be so Ungallant as to refuse our Hospitality?

• Zoot : No, I'm Zoot's Identical Twin Sister, Dingo.