- Lovely: Have you ever wanted to make love to a woman? To touch a woman... make love? Stand up. Stand up! Take your shirt off. Take your shirt off.
- [Ralph throws it to her]
- Lovely: I didn't want it! Pull your pants down. Come on, pull your pants down. Come on, pull down your pants! Now, what would you like to do?
- Ralph: I have to feed my rabbits.
- Ruth: Harvey, I have a headache, a toothache, a backache and I'm expecting the gout.
- Harvey Beckman: Would an aspirin help?