Blazing Saddles (1974)

Madeline Kahn: Lili Von Shtüpp

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Quotes 

• Lili Von Shtupp : Would you like another schnitzengruben?

  Bart : No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.

  Lili Von Shtupp : Well, then how about a little...

  [whispers in his ear] 

  Bart : Baby, please! I am not from Havana.

  Lili Von Shtupp : Will I... see you again?

  Bart : Well, it all depends on how much vitamin E I can get my hands on.

• Lili Von Shtupp : Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are... gifted?

  [sound of zipper opening] 

  Lili Von Shtupp : Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!

• Lili Von Shtupp : Hello, cowboy. What's your name?

  Tex : Tex, ma'am!

  Lili Von Shtupp : "Texmam"? Tell me, Texmam, are you in show business?

  Tex : Well, no...

  Lili Von Shtupp : Then why don't you get your fwiggin' feet off the stage?

• Lili Von Shtupp : [to a cowboy with his hat on his lap]  Hello, handsome, is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?

• Lili Von Shtupp : [singing]  I've been with thousands of men/again and again/they promise the moon/they're always coming and going and going and coming... and always too soon.

  Lili Von Shtupp : [spoken]  Right, girls?

• Lili Von Shtupp : [singing]  Here I stand, the goddess of desire / Set men on fire / I have this power. / Morning, noon, and night, it's dwink and dancing / Some quick womancing / And then a shower. / Stage door Johnnies constantly suwwound me / They always hound me, with one wequest. / Who can satisfy their lustful habits? / I'm not a wabbit. / I need some we...

  [Takes a breath] 

  Lili Von Shtupp : ... est.

• [repeated line] 

  Lili Von Shtupp : Willkommen. Bienvenue. Welcome. C'mon in.

• Lili Von Shtupp : Vhy don't you admit it? He's too much of man for you. I know. You're going to need an army to beat him! You're finished. Fertig! Verfallen! Verlumpt! Verblunget! Verkackt!

• Hedley Lamarr : [gives her a bunch of flowers]  For you, my dear.

  Lili Von Shtupp : Oh... how ordinawy.

  [throws away flowers] 

• Lili Von Shtupp : Why don't you... loosen your bullets?

• Lili Von Shtupp : [singing]  Who can satisfy their lustful habits? I'm not a rabbit! I need some rest. I'm tired, Sick and tired of love, I've had my fill of love, From below and above. Tired, Tired of being admired, Tired of love uninspired, Let's face it, I'm tired!

• Lili Von Shtupp : [singing]  I've been with thousands of men, Again and again, They sing the same tune, They start with Byron and Shelley, Then jump on your belly, And bust your balloons!

• Hedley Lamarr : Lili. Lili, Lili, Lili, legs, Lili, Lili... I cannot finds the words to truly express my joy at the rekindling of our association.

  Lili Von Shtupp : Bullshit. What's the job?

  Hedley Lamarr : I love it when you talk dirty.

• Lili Von Shtupp : A wed wose. How womantic.

• Lili Von Shtupp : Let's face it. Evewything below the waist... is kaput!

• Hedley Lamarr : How's it going?

  Lili Von Shtupp : It's like wet sauerkraut in my hands. By morning, he will be my slave.

  Hedley Lamarr : Splendid!