Airport 1975 (1974)
Norman Fell: Bill
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Quotes
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Bill : This thing will never get off the ground. Never fly. Take my word for it.
Gloria Swanson : Young man, you think this thing will not fly? In 1917 I was flying in something wilder than this. Do you know who the pilot was?
Bill : Wiley Post?
Gloria Swanson : [Chuckles] No. Cecil B. De Mille and we flew from Hollywood nonstop to Pasadena. Yes, and on the way home we did loop the loops so I could see the moon upside down.
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Bill : That's enough of that for you. The convention's over. I want you to taper off.
Bill : No more!
Sam : You should've stuck to the Blue Nun.
Arnie : We've got a plane to catch, Sammy boy!
Bill : [Drunk] We've got a plane!
Arnie : Bartender, another one all around.
Bill : No more!
Sam : [sings] California here I come right back where!
[Glass shatters - Mrs Devaney has her drinking glass knocked out of her hand at the airport by Sam]
Sam : I'm sorry, I didn't mean that. Oh excuse me...
Bill : Oh Sammy! I'm sorry he's a little sloshed. You know what I mean?... Listen, we'd like to buy you a drink.
Mrs. Devaney : Well, maybe a little bourbon on the rocks.
Bill : You got it. Nurse, bourbon on the rocks for the lady, please.
Mrs. Devaney : With a small beer chaser.
Arnie : Jesus Christ, a boilermaker.
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Bill : I went out with a girl once who was half French and half Chinese. I came home late one night, she ate my laundry!