Not Now Darling (1973)

Ray Cooney: 'Crouch', Arnold Crouch

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Quotes 

• Miss Tipdale : But eh, what shall I say to Mrs. Frencham?

  Arnold Crouch : Well tell her to go to - hello, Mrs Frencham!

• Arnold Crouch : Thank heavens you've arrived, Mr. Bodley, I've been driven out of my mind.

  Gilbert Bodley : That must have been a very quick trip.

• Arnold Crouch : Mr. Bodley. How can you when your wife's away?

  Gilbert Bodley : How can I when she isn't?

  Arnold Crouch : Mrs. Bodley would be appalled if she knew as much as I know.

  Gilbert Bodley : She'd also be very stupid.

• Arnold Crouch : 'Every man to his trade', that's what my grandfather was always saying.

  Gilbert Bodley : Oh, how very tedious for your grandmother.

• Arnold Crouch : I would like to say, here and now...

  Gilbert Bodley : And you said them very nicely, too.

• Harry McMichael : Have you seen any more of Mrs. Lawson?

  Arnold Crouch : Yes, quite a lo- no, very little.

• Miss Tipdale : Mr Crouch?

  Arnold Crouch : Yes, Miss Tipdale?

  Miss Tipdale : May I say something?

  Arnold Crouch : Well yes, but eh, not very much.

• Harry McMichael : What was Mrs. Lawson's dress doing on your flagpole?

  Arnold Crouch : Waving?

• Gilbert Bodley : I'm sorry to have to tell you, but your husband and my wife are unfaithful.

  Janie McMichael : With whom?

  Arnold Crouch : His wife and your husband.

• Miss Tipdale : [Bodley has offered Crouch a better position in the firm]  Oh Mr Bodly, you won't regret it, I've always thought he had a big potential.

  Arnold Crouch : And I'll prove it.

  Gilbert Bodley : Yeah, but not now old man.