- Angelo: That's toilet paper, buster. That ain't enough for a tip for my mass-oosie. Don't you know that Donny owes me close to two hundred grand? That's three zeroes with a TWO in front.
- Jeffrey: Do you believe in reincarnation? I do. Well, my name is Jeffrey Haendel, and exactly three hours ago I died. Well, that is to say, my body died. But of course the soul is immortal, it lives for ever. Historians tell us that we learn from the past. So while I'm waiting between lives, if I may, I'll reveal my mistakes. As lives go I suppose my last one was rather eventful; I was heir to the large mining empire which I shared with my late but devoted sister. She always accused me of being irresponsible. However, in the end, I think she may have been more foolish than I.