The Lovers! (1973)
Paula Wilcox: Beryl Battersby
Quotes
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Geoffrey Scrimshaw : [First words on meeting] I'm Geoffrey. I don't happen to be attached.
Beryl Battersby : I'm Beryl. I don't happen to be surprised.
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Beryl Battersby : Funny, isn't it, first date with someone? It always leads to one of three things: either nothing, or something, or everything.
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Beryl Battersby : Well, Sandra, this is it.
Sandra : Yep.
Beryl Battersby : The big day.
Sandra : Yep.
Beryl Battersby : Coming to the crutch.
Sandra : Crunch.
Beryl Battersby : I daresay it'll hardly break me heart in the slightest seeing him again. You mustn't think I'll be crying inside, because I most definitely won't be. And what's more, no-one will know that I am. Cos I shan't. Truly.
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Trainee Manager (Party) : Do you agree that life's an onion?
Beryl Battersby : Pardon?
Trainee Manager (Party) : If so, what's death?
Beryl Battersby : Umm...
Trainee Manager (Party) : A banana.
Beryl Battersby : Oh. Yes, I expect it is when you think about it.
Trainee Manager (Party) : Have you read Schopenhauer's "Concept of Existence"?
Beryl Battersby : Erm, no - but I've seen the film.
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Beryl Battersby : [Recoiling from a passionate clinch in the park] Geoffrey! N-O spells no.
Geoffrey Scrimshaw : It's good for your circulation, Beryl. Read any women's magazine. It's good for theirs, too.
Beryl Battersby : I'm not sure they recommend Percy Filth on Tuesdays.
Geoffrey Scrimshaw : I only see you on Tuesdays and Saturdays.
Beryl Battersby : Or Saturdays.
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Geoffrey Scrimshaw : [Geoffrey has walked Beryl home to her door after the cinema] I won't come in, with it being our first date.
Beryl Battersby : No.
Geoffrey Scrimshaw : [Disappointed] Oh.