The Lovers! (1973)

Paul Greenwood: Trainee Manager (Party)

Quotes 

• Trainee Manager (Party) : Do you agree that life's an onion?

  Beryl Battersby : Pardon?

  Trainee Manager (Party) : If so, what's death?

  Beryl Battersby : Umm...

  Trainee Manager (Party) : A banana.

  Beryl Battersby : Oh. Yes, I expect it is when you think about it.

  Trainee Manager (Party) : Have you read Schopenhauer's "Concept of Existence"?

  Beryl Battersby : Erm, no - but I've seen the film.