- Clarence McGinty: Where's Bob Tally?
- Maury Dann: He went to take a shit and the birds got him.
- Clarence McGinty: Is that quit or fired?
- Maury Dann: A little bit of both.
- Clarence McGinty: [referring to the country music venue owner] He wants a piece of the gate next time out.
- Maury Dann: People in Hell want ice water, too.