M*A*S*H (1972–1983)

Loretta Swit: Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan

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Quotes 

• Hawkeye : Blow in my ear.

  Margaret : What?

  Hawkeye : I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out.

• Margaret : Oh, Frank. You're so above average.

• Frank Burns : Funny thing, war: never have so many suffered so much so so few could be so happy.

  Margaret : We're lucky to be two of the few and not the many.

  Frank Burns : I know, darling, and I love being both of us.

• Margaret : I am a woman, after all.

  Hawkeye : [turning to Burns]  Is that true, Frank?

• Margaret : Act like a man, you sniveling twerp!

• Frank Burns : I don't see why the American taxpayer has to pay for a wedding between these two *pagans*.

  Margaret : They're not pagans, Frank. Everyone's going to be wearing clothes.

• Frank Burns : [Grabs Margaret's arm to keep her from walking away from him]  Margaret, can't we please talk about this?

  Margaret : Remove your hand or I'll zap you with my knee.

  [Frank removes his hand]