Emmerdale Farm (1972– )

Daniel Brocklebank: Ivan Jones

Quotes 

• Jimmy King : So, let's just get something clear, you're not a full time poof, you just help when they're busy?

  Ivan Jones : [sarcastically]  Oh that's really witty, Jimmy, really original!

  [walks off angrily] 

  Jimmy King : What's the matter, don't you like me aftershave?

  Ivan Jones : Why, did you want a few tips?

  Jimmy King : Oy, you'll be short of a few teeth in a minute!