- Protestors: DON'T BURN THE CHATEAU! DON'T BURN THE CHATEAU! DON'T BURN THE CHATEAU!
- Kerstin Gustafsson: [with a megaphone] Can you hear me? Do you...?
- Protestors: DON'T BURN THE CHATEAU! DON'T BURN THE CHATEAU!
- Kerstin Gustafsson: Stop this! Disperse! The decision has been made in democratic order.
- Sten Wall: We'll take a vote. Shall we disperse?
- Protestors: NO!
- Sten Wall: We'll stay! The decision has been made in democratic order.
- Sten Wall: What are you gonna do with tons of apples? They can't be sold! Ask any applefarmer! They just pile up and rot!
- Severin Lindberg: The applefarmers?
- Sten Wall: No. The apples!
- Sten Wall: Oh, my...
- [laughs]
- Sten Wall: Oh, my. The apples are jumping into the basket by themselves!
- Severin Lindberg: Yeah, those are male apples. I have a female apple in the basket.
- Sten Wall: I see, a female apple.
- [beat]
- Sten Wall: Female apple?
- Cykelreparatörn: Look! Those tourists have already arrived. And they pitch their tents IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET! It's bloody awful.
- Mannen i äppelträdet: [off screen, stuck in a tree] HELP! HELP!
- Sten Wall: Who's that calling for help?
- Severin Lindberg: Uhm... It's the chickens.