- Archibald Krüglein: [after he was disturbed by some kids playing Indians] See, miss, I am an edicator and therefore I am allergic to children...
- Tina: [interrupts him] To children? Me too. I take the pill.
- Andy: [enters angry the boss' office] By all love to children, but no, I sure can take a lot but this goes definitelly too far and if you think that I stay here longer, then...
- [suddenly spots the new manager, the attractive Sabine, smiles enthusiasticly to her]
- Sabine Frobenius: [smiles back] Then what? What is it? Say it.
- Andy: No, got it. Make love, no resignation.
- General Pusch: Mr. Concierge, I need to talk to you urgently.
- Leopold: Sorry, my young colleague will service you now.
- General Pusch: I see, you are new here?
- Robby Mertens: Yes sir.
- General Pusch: Well, show me what you can do: Check out the best connection to Fukushima.
- Robby Mertens: Pardon me, where to?
- General Pusch: To Fukushima. Never heard of it? No? Young man, this is a real hole in your education. Fuku...
- [gets interrupted]
- Claudia: Mr. Concierge?
- General Pusch: No, you listen to me now: Fu-ku-shi-ma in Japan. And a bit hurry. Quick, quick.
- Andy: My Sabine.
- Robby Mertens: Or mine. By all friendship, dear Andy, but here I won't ask you for permission.
- Andy: Not me, but your wife.
- Robby Mertens: Who?
- Andy: Well, your darling spouse is greeting you warmly and when you don't send money soon bad luck will appear.
- Robby Mertens: My spouse?
- Andy: Well, that's what it says: To Mr. Jack Neuhaus, Hotel Seefels Palace. Right?
- Robby Mertens: I'm married?
- Andy: Good that it comes into your mind right now.
- Leopold: Seems like somthing from the hotel slipped into your luggage.
- Ältere Frau: What do you mean 'slipped'? Have you never heard of souveniers?
- Archibald Krüglein: You don't seem to have many guests. When my wife comes, she loves company.
- Theo Frobenius: We are overbooked.
- Archibald Krüglein: Then why are here so few guests? Explain it to me.
- Theo Frobenius: That's because they are not here. I mean they are not actually here.
- Archibald Krüglein: So they are no there.
- Theo Frobenius: Oh yes, they are there.
- [a bit louder]
- Theo Frobenius: There they are. On the daytrip. On the tour around the lake, included in the hotel price.
- Archibald Krüglein: Interesting. When do you come back?
- Theo Frobenius: Late, very late in the evening, you won't see anything. You will sleep at that time.
- Sabine Frobenius: Drink a glass with me.
- Robby Mertens: I'm sorry, I'm on duty.
- Sabine Frobenius: And when I allow it?
- Robby Mertens: Only if you command it.
- Theo Frobenius: [after his shoes went in the water] Dear Krügelein, everything is in order. Your shoes will be fished, dryed and ironed.
- Theo Frobenius: If we don't get any guests I can hang myself.
- Robby Mertens: That's not a problem.
- Theo Frobenius: I know, hanging myself is not a problem.