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Doc Schultz : Patience, you got to stop shooting at people. You know something? If you wasn't such a terrible shot, there wouldn't be a young man alive in all of Purgatory. I heard you shot at Elmer Price in the lobby of the hotel yesterday evening.
Patience : Well, he asked me to marry him!
Doc Schultz : You think that's reason enough to shoot at a man?
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Taylor Barton : [Kewpie dolls hit the street in front of the Bartons] What in heaven's name are these?
Bud Barton : That's a Kewpie doll. I won one of them once at the State Fair, time I went to Denver all by myself.
Patience : And got rolled by some floozy!
Bud Barton : Aw, shut up...
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Patience : [Curious about Latigo Smith's mysterious illness] What's wrong with him, Doc?
Doc Schultz : You know a doc can't talk about his patients, Patience.
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Patience : Now I have sworn me a vow that I am going back east to Miss Hunter's College on the Hudson River New York for young ladies of good family and ain't nothing gonna stop me!
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Taylor Barton : [Patience Barton - his daughter - is wildly shooting up the town with a rifle] What the hell do ya' think you're doin'!
Patience : I'm teachin' these jackass miners a lesson!
Taylor Barton : [Taylor Barton and son Oroville rush out and subdue Patience as she stops to reload] How many times have I told you not to shoot at people?
Patience : Well, they had it comin'! One of them said something vile to me. He said "Does your mother know you're out, Cecilia?"
Taylor Barton : You consider that grounds for shootin' up the whole town?
Patience : I KNOW what he meant!
Taylor Barton : Well I sure as hell don't!
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Latigo : I don't like anything west of Riverside Drive.
Patience : Where's that?
Latigo : New York City.
Patience : On the Hudson River?
Latigo : Yeah, born and raised there.
Patience : Tell me about it!
Latigo : Tell you what about it?
Patience : ALL!
Latigo : Well let's see, they, they don't carry guns. And they got a cop on every street corner to keep people from shootin' one another.
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Patience : I'm a rotten shot and I'm gettin' awful tired of missin' you.