They Call Me Trinity (1970)

Bud Spencer: Bambino

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Quotes 

• Trinity : I'm sorry, but I couldn't let them call Ma an old...

  Bambino : But it's true.

  Trinity : Yeah, but she ain't that old.

• Tobias : [as Trinity and Bambino ride into the Mormon camp]  Welcome, brothers!

  Bambino : [gruffly, to Trinity]  Who told him we were brothers?

  Trinity : [innocently]  Wasn't me.

• Passerby : Hi there, Sheriff.

  Bambino : Shut up.

• Bambino : One shop destroyed. Three heads split like overripe melons. One man wounded and one castrated. All in two hours. Just two hours I left you alone. Two hours.

  Trinity : Well, you asked me to give you a hand.

  Bambino : Not like that, Beetle Brain!

• Bambino : You get washed up. And tomorrow, you leave.

  Trinity : See ya later.

  Bambino : No you're NOT gonna see me later!

• Trinity : Oh, come on, Bambino. No sense...

  Bambino : Don't call me Bambino!

  Trinity : You want me to call you Sheriff?

  Bambino : Don't call me, at all. Not even if you're drownin'.

• Trinity : [Getting ready to fight it out with a bunch of The Major's men]  You gonna handle this lot?

  Bambino : [big, leisurely yawn]  I just woke up, you take your share.

  [the Major's Men look around at each other, startled] 

• Bambino : How's our old lady?

  Trinity : The same. She's always got something wrong with her.

  Bambino : Now, where the devil is it?

  Trinity : In New Orleans, runnin' a whorehouse.

  Bambino : I was talkin' about the bullet.

• Bambino : I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at our Ma. She shoulda strangled you, or at least drowned ya when you were born.

• Tobias : Have you seen what faith will do?

  Bambino : It'll work, if you put it in a rifle barrel.

• Trinity : Well, I'm not lookin' for trouble.

  Bambino : You never knew how to do anything else.

• Bambino : Swear on our old lady.

  Trinity : May she become an honest woman, if I'm tellin' a lie.

• Trinity : Did you see their eyes? They looked like two frightened fawns.

  Bambino : Two frightened fawns! They're probably a couple of sluts looking for customers.l