Every Home Should Have One (1970)

Judy Cornwell: Liz

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• Mrs. Monty Levin : So, perfect nobody is.

  Liz Brown : She was in bed with my husband...!

  Mrs. Monty Levin : Look, for thirty shillings a week and all found, you can't expect Mary Poppins.

  Liz Brown : Someone should report her to the authorities as an undesirable alien.

  Mrs. Monty Levin : Alien, maybe. But undesirable, it doesn't sound like!

  Liz Brown : My husband was too drunk to know what was happening. He's not used to drinking.

  Mrs. Monty Levin : I don't like the sound of what he is used to.

  Liz Brown : Mrs. Levin, if I have decided to accept my husband's explanation, the one thing I do not need is anyone undermining it. He, personally, sent her packing. So all I want from you is a replacement.

  Mrs. Monty Levin : Oh, of course you do. And what's more a replacement that will turn out to be a repetition...

  [she searches her files] 

  Mrs. Monty Levin : Ooh, Mrs. Brown I've got for you here a girl that's like the answer to a prayer.

  Liz Brown : Whose prayer?

  Mrs. Monty Levin : That you don't have to worry, when I tell you that in her last situation, she broke the husband's arm in four places.

  Liz Brown : That sounds perfect!

• Liz Brown : You must forgive Richard. He thinks you're from Mars.

  Lotte von Gelbstein : No. Hamburg. Oh, I see. Is a joke.

  Liz Brown : Would you like some tea?

  Lotte von Gelbstein : No, coffee, please.