How to Commit Marriage (1969)

Jane Wyman: Elaine Benson

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Quotes 

• Frank Benson : Oh, I believe you know, Lois.

  Elaine Benson : [stares at Lois' huge breasts]  If I didn't, I certainly do know.

  Lois Grey : Well, it's nothing you couldn't buy.

• Lois Grey : Mrs. Benson, you're husband is a very attractive man, but just for the record I'm not in the habit of meeting a gentleman in his office at one o'clock and sleeping with him in his bed at three thirty.

  Elaine Benson : I never accused you of sleeping with a gentleman.

• [first lines] 

  Elaine Benson : [waking Frank up as they are lying in their respective twin beds]  Frank... Frank! I want a divorce.

• Elaine Benson : [on the Baba Ziba religion]  Isn't that when they meet in the nude and roll around together on lawn in Santa Barbara?

  Nancy Benson : No. It's direct, simple and pure.

  Frank Benson : And much better for the lawn.