Stay Away, Joe (1968)
Elvis Presley: Joe Lightcloud
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Quotes
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Joe Lightcloud : She can chew on my moccasin anytime.
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Joe Lightcloud : Where's old Grandpa? Is he still alive?
Grandpa : Damn right, he is!
Joe Lightcloud : You don't look a day older.
Grandpa : Day older than what?
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Joe Lightcloud : [singing] Jump down, spin around, let's have a party; Look who's back, Stay away, Joe; Choctaw, Chickasaw, come and drink and party, Welcome back, Stay away, Joe; Stay away, Joe, they call me; Stay away, Joe, oh yeah; But if you need me, call, a-hoop and a-holler and I'll be there; Hey!...
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Joe Lightcloud : [singing] When two lips are ripe for the pickin', Who crops up, Stay away, Joe; Love 'em, Leave 'em, Screamin' and kickin', Hey--ho--giddy-up!--Hey, look at him go! Stay away, Joe, they call me, Stay away, Joe, oh yeah, But if you need me, call me, a-hoop and a-holler and I'll be there! Hey!
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Frank Hawk : What's he doin' to her?
Joe Lightcloud : If a guy did that without music, they'd throw him in jail.
Frank Hawk : That no-good son of an Apache!
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Joe Lightcloud : What's happened now?
Mary Lightcloud : Why don't you find out, while I rescue a certain white man from being scalped by wild Indians--*female* Indians!
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Joe Lightcloud : Annie, what's eatin' you?
Annie Lightcloud : You remember the cow you ate last night? It was da bull!
Joe Lightcloud : You mean, Bronc was so stoned he couldn't tell the difference?
Annie Lightcloud : That's right.
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Joe Lightcloud : What would you say if I were to get you a big, strong blue-ribbon stud that weighs about 780 pounds?
Charlie Lightcloud : Why, I'd say that's a lot of bull.
Annie Lightcloud : So would I!
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Joe Lightcloud : I wouldn't want to ruin your reputation.
Glenda Callahan : Don't worry about that.
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Glenda Callahan : Mamie, you take that shameful thing off!
Mamie Callahan : It's a mini-dress. I made it myself.
Glenda Callahan : Mini-dress, hell! It looks like your underwear.
Joe Lightcloud : I like it.
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Joe Lightcloud : Let me buy you a beer.
Deputy Sheriff Hank Matson : I'm on duty for another 10 minutes.
Joe Lightcloud : Well, look, I'll tell you what, when you get off duty, come out to Glenda Callahan's and I'll buy you all the brew in the house.
Deputy Sheriff Hank Matson : I'll see you there, Redskin!
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Joe Lightcloud : Look, I been thinkin' about you and me.
Glenda Callahan : Yeah, I know how you was thinkin'.
Joe Lightcloud : No, Mamie's nice, but, she's just a baby. I like a woman with--maturity.
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Joe Lightcloud : Look, honey, you just don't up and get married like that. You got to plan these things. You know what I mean? You got to get to know each other better.
Mamie Callahan : Oh! You mean like this!
[Jumps in Joe's arms as he falls back down on the her bed]
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Joe Lightcloud : You know what you are? You're a phony! That's what you are. You like to feel sorry for yourself.
Mary Lightcloud : Joe, don't lecture me!
Joe Lightcloud : Well, not me! If I goof I'm not gonna sit around and lick my wounds like some old hound dog, I'm gonna get out and do something about it--and fast!
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Joe Lightcloud : [Final words] Man, that's what I call one helluva fight.