- [first lines]
- Inspector: [taking a ringing telephone] Yes?
- Commissioner: [on the phone] Eenspectahr, cahme een to my office.
- Inspector: Right ahway, seer.
- [Inspector walks into the Commissioner's office and Deux Deux opens the door and let him in]
- Sergeant Deux-Deux: Oh, what a wonderrrful guy to worrrk with!
- Inspector: Yes, Cahmmeessionair?
- Commissioner: I hahve just learnt zat Muddy La Feet hahs escahped frahm preesahn. Ahnd I ahm ahssigneeng you to breeng heem een. But be cahreful. He's very treecky.
- Inspector: Dahn't wahrry, seer. I'll hahve heem bahck behind bahrs een no time.
- [walks into outside]
- Sergeant Deux-Deux: Oh! Dat Inspectorrr! JHe's too much, dat guy.
- Inspector: Well, Sergeant Deux-Deux, whaht do you mahke of ziss?
- Sergeant Deux-Deux: I bet jhe's in dat ssack.
- Inspector: Good sinkeeng, Deux-Deux. Now, because you need ze experience, I'm going to let you hahve ze threell of cahptureeng heem.
- Sergeant Deux-Deux: Oh, grrracias, senor Inspectorrr.
- Inspector: You wait here where you'll be sahfe. I'll tahke cahre of Muddy La Feet myself.
- Sergeant Deux-Deux: You know? Dey don't make guys like dat anymorrre.
- Inspector: [sees under the castle, and finds there are alligators in the river] Deux-Deux?
- Sergeant Deux-Deux: Si, Inspectorrr?
- Inspector: I've decided to give you ahnahthair chahnce.
- Sergeant Deux-Deux: Oh, grrracias, senor Inspectorrr.
- Inspector: Ahll right, Deux-Deux. Dive een, sweem ahcrahss, ahnd let down ze drahwbreedge.
- Sergeant Deux-Deux: Si, Inspectorrr.
- [Inspector keeps whistling, while Deux-Deux dives into the river and screams. The drawbridge gets down and Inspector advances]
- Sergeant Deux-Deux: Dit I do goot, Inspectorrr?
- Inspector: Very good, Deux-Deux. Howevair, I'd suggest zat you pay mahre ahttention to your ahppearahnce. Your uneefahrm ees a mess.
- Inspector: Ziss ees going to look bahd on your recahrd, Deux-Deux.
- Sergeant Deux-Deux: Si, Inspectorrr.
- Inspector: Hmm. Lahndmines. I'm proud of ze way you hahndled zat, Sergeant. So, I'm going to let you lead ze way.
- Sergeant Deux-Deux: Oh, gracias, Inspectorrr.
- Inspector: I must say you hahve ahn uncahnny knahck fahr lahcahteeng lahndmines, sergeant. How do you do eet?
- Sergeant Deux-Deux: I do not know. I am just lucky, I guess.