You Must Be Joking! (1965)

Terry-Thomas: Major Foskett

Quotes 

• [Lieutenant Morton has just arrived at Northdene US Air Force base after a weekend with Annabelle. He is wearing a morning suit: top hat, tails and a carnation in his buttonhole] 

  Major Foskett : [to Morton]  The first thing I suggest is that you get out of those utterly ridiculous clothes! Better naked than overdressed!

  [cut to shot of Sergeant-Major McGregor in Scottish Highlanders uniform, consisting of kilt, sporran and bearskin hat] 

• Major Foskett : Oh hard cheese, Clegg!

• Major Foskett : They're an absolute shower, sir!

• Major Foskett : [to the gate guard at the Northdene U.S. Air Force Station]  I am a major. You are a sergeant. Majors give orders. Sergeants obey them. Lift that pole.

  U.S. Air Force Soldier at Checkpoint : But I'm not even in your Army, sir.

  Major Foskett : That's not my fault.