You Must Be Joking! (1965)

Michael Callan: Lieutenant Tim Morton

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Quotes 

• Lieutenant Tim Morton : It was only your ducks I wanted.

• Lieutenant Tim Morton : Oh yes, sir, but what do I have to do?

  Colonel Fraser : Do your best.

• [Lieutenant Morton taps the desk bell repeatedly in Tweedles gentlemen's club] 

  Parkins : That is not a musical instrument, sir.

  Lieutenant Tim Morton : Well, it's there to be rung, isn't it?

  Parkins : To be rung, yes. But not to play tunes on.