She (I) (1965)

Bernard Cribbins: Job

Quotes 

• Job : I'm glad I'm not an educated man, Sir. If that's what most of you got on a damn fool search for lost cities.

  Holly : Isn't that exactly what you're doing, Job?

  Job : Well, yes, Sir. But, I'm too ignorant to know any better.

• Job : [to Holly upon first seeing Ayesha]  They just don't make 'em like that any more, sir.

• Holly : You can still go ahead and go. There's another boat next week.

  Job : Oh, no, I couldn't, Sir, not without you, Sir. I realize now that we aren't in the Army any longer you can't really afford a man-servant; but, one day you will be able to, Sir. And just think of all the back pay I'd have to cut.

• Holly : Don't worry, Job. We'll set you on course for Jerusalem. I'm sure the camel will do the rest.

  Job : Well, no aspersions, Major, but, I don't think I could have my two gentlemen traipsing about the desert without a proper valet. Why, people would think we are down right common, Sir. Here we are, Sir. Two nice warm whiskeys.

• Holly : This is a great moment, Job.

  Job : Yes, Sir. If you say so, SIr.

• Holly : Well, gentlemen, we made it. We found the lost city of Kuma.

  Job : Well, if I might say so, Sir, finding it is rather like finding a tiger in one's bed.

• Holly : We still had some money then.

  Job : Yeah, that's another thing, Sir. Might I inquire what your plans are now that you haven't?

  Holly : Well, I'll use your's, of course.

• Job : [joins Holly dancing with the belly dancers]  Are these girls athletic, Sir!

  Holly : Job, take your hat off.

  Job : What, Sir?

  Holly : Take your hat off - when dancing with the ladies.

• [as Ayesha begins throwing slaves into the lava pit] 

  Holly : We must stop this!

  Leo : How far do you think we'd get?

  Job : Don't forget, sir, they were going to take a knife and fork to Mr Leo.