In Boothillville at the No Chance Saloon, the Three Stooges play a piano. They ask requests and a cowboy says to get out of town. They have to find a way to outsmart the cowboy and earn the right to remain a Boothillville resident.
Someone delivers a man-eating lion to the Stooges' house who can only be controlled with hamburgers. Can they get rid of the ferocious beast before the burger supply runs out?
Curly Joe brings home magic beans instead of dinner, but overnight a beanstalk grows from the discarded beans. Soon, the Stooges find themselves face-to-face with a giant and his golden egg laying Chickadee.
The 3 Stooges find Aladdin's lamp and try to bring the genie out to grant their wishes; but the genie causes for Moe to break out in a rash every time they summon him.
Moe, Larry and Curly Joe get hired to play the organ in a silent movie theater, but none of them know how to play and their attempt to serenade the audience only results in wrecking the theater.
Moe, Larry and Curly Joe are sailing with the notorious pirate Capt. Lye, searching for his treasure chest. They find it - but not before sinking Lye's ship.
In Germany during World War I, Moe, Larry and Curly are soldiers trying to deliver an important message without letting the vampire, Count Dunkula get his hands on it.