- Ross Kingsley: Remember her, Eleanor. She always wore the...
- Ross Kingsley, Jay 'Jason' Menlow: Orange lipstick.
- Jay 'Jason' Menlow: Great way to get your vitamin C.
- Ross Kingsley: Oh, friend, you're jittery. I think you need a drop of ol' Doc Kingsley's sour mash antibiotic.
- Jay 'Jason' Menlow: Well, look, there's a lot to Cynthia, Ross. She's got a good mind and she relates to things.
- Ross Kingsley: Yeah, yeah. You've got a future. And what do I got to look forward to? Nothing but endless evenings of endless parties.
- Jay 'Jason' Menlow: Wouldn't you like to come upstairs and maybe, eh, Lynn would like to meet my roommate.
- Cynthia Hampton: She can live without that. Besides, he's probably chasing some sweet young thing around the sofa.
- [first lines]
- Cynthia Hampton: Do you really like this bathing suit?
- Lynn Jenley: It's darling.
- Cynthia Hampton: You don't think its, eh, too brief?
- Lynn Jenley: Not for the Caribbean. Most of the girls down there wear even less than that.
- Cynthia Hampton: Maybe we shouldn't be going there. I'd hate to lose my husband on our honeymoon.
- Ross Kingsley: [Lynn walks past] Did you see that?
- Cynthia Hampton: No, what?
- Ross Kingsley: I don't know; but, if the front matches the back I just may make this a double wedding.
- Lynn Jenley: I get the job!
- Ross Kingsley: The job?
- Lynn Jenley: Remember, you said I could advertise your company on TV while wearing a costume made out of your pots and pans.
- Ross Kingsley: Oh, yes, yes. And we were gonna call you...
- Lynn Jenley: Miss Burnished Bottom!
- Ross Kingsley: You'd be perfect.
- Ross Kingsley: As a matter of fact, I've been planing a little trip for us. The Boca Roca Hotel on the San Sousie Island in the blue waters of the Caribbean.
- Lynn Jenley: The Caribbean! That's in the Great Lakes, isn't it!
- Ross Kingsley: Close enough.
- Hogan: Ten single girls go to the West Indies for every single man.
- Ross Kingsley: Ten girls a piece?
- Hogan: That's the breakdown.
- Chambermaid: Suite 11, Blue Heaven. And welcome to the Boca Roca. Blessed by Cupid himself. I'm sure both of you will share moments here that you will treasure in later years.
- Ross Kingsley: I tell you, we're surrounded by man-hungry females, craving for affection, and starving for love. Well, dinner is served.
- Ross Kingsley: Oh, you can almost feel it in the air. 10 gals for every guy. I can hardly wait till morning to start assembling our little group of worshippers.
- Chambermaid: [on the phone] The Boca Roca is strictly for honeymooners only. That's right. Just honeymoon couples. No sir, being engaged is *not* enough.
- Ross Kingsley: A fine place you pick for a honeymoon. No dames.
- Jay 'Jason' Menlow: No dames?
- Ross Kingsley: No dames.
- Ross Kingsley: Will you tell him.
- Jay 'Jason' Menlow: Tell him what?
- Ross Kingsley: That we're not married.
- Jay 'Jason' Menlow: [to the Room Clerk] We're not married.
- Ross Kingsley: Now, do you believe me?
- Jay 'Jason' Menlow: It almost happened. Everything was set. All our friends were there. I had the ring. The music was playing; but, at the last minute, we decided we just couldn't through with it.
- Mr. Sampson: I should *hope* not.
- Lynn Jenley: Are you trying to say you're single?
- Ross Kingsley: Oh, it's the truth. I'm not married.
- Lynn Jenley: Well, then, what are you doing down her?
- Ross Kingsley: I came with a friend.
- Lynn Jenley: Oh.
- Ross Kingsley: Oh, no, no, no, no. Nothing like that. You see, it's not a girl, it's a fella. I know, it sounds kinda crazy.
- Mrs. Sampson: He must be a tiger.
- Sherry Nugent: I'll say!
- Mrs. Sampson: What's she like?
- Sherry Nugent: Well, I didn't actually see her; but, from the sound of her singing, I'd say she's a little on the tiger side too.
- Jay 'Jason' Menlow: Look! Look at all the chicks!
- Ross Kingsley: Yeah, yeah, and they all brought their own roosters.
- Jay 'Jason' Menlow: Huh?
- Ross Kingsley: It's a booby trap!
- Ross Kingsley: You know what might help? You and I could have a very torrid romance. And when Jay found out how happy I was with you, he'd realize how happy he could be with Cynthia.
- Lynn Jenley: You're too good to him. It - em - would be for Jay, wouldn't it?
- Ross Kingsley: Oh, of course! Now, if we happen to accidentally get a few fringe benefits, that - that can't be helped. What are you thinking?
- Lynn Jenley: Suddenly, I'm not so sure I should be out here alone with you.
- Jay 'Jason' Menlow: Ross, look, I mean I don't get it! You said you were only going to go for a cigar. Where'd you go? Havana?
- Ross Kingsley: Bubbles, Gloria, Margie, will you give a guy a break. Will you let him off the couch. Eh, Gina! Will somebody tell here to let go of Jay's leg. Anybody here speak Italian? Now hang on. No, not you Gina. Oh, somebody get that tiger away from him. She's gonna kill 'em.
- Ross Kingsley: It's not for me. It's therapy. We're doing it for Jay.
- [gives Lynn a long kiss]
- Ross Kingsley: Ah, you've just done Jay a world of good.
- Lynn Jenley: Why don't you phone Cynthia?
- Jay 'Jason' Menlow: Well, I'm not lonely. Besides, look, if there's going to be any calls made, she'll have to phone me.
- Lynn Jenley: You're being stubborn.
- Jay 'Jason' Menlow: No. Ross is right.
- Lynn Jenley: Huh?
- Jay 'Jason' Menlow: Oh, I'm sorry. Ross Kingsley. He's the fellow I'm down here with. "Only one way to handle women," he says, "Make 'em crawl to you."
- Lynn Jenley: You mean, he told you not to call her?
- Jay 'Jason' Menlow: I'm lucky to have someone like that helping me out. He really knows women. He's got an address book a foot thick - and with a classified section.
- Lynn Jenley: Sounds like quite a fellow.
- Jay 'Jason' Menlow: He is - and what routines. Woo! He's got one about just coming back from an oil rig in Alaska or some place. I don't know. The girls - they fall right down.
- Lynn Jenley: I *bet* they do.
- Sherry Nugent: Ever since I got here: in the closet, behind the drapes, in the bed. I've even been on a surf board! I keep trying to get out and he keeps bringing me back. Oh, he's cute. Oh, would somebody please get me a brandy and cream soda. Mmm.
- Sherry Nugent: You mean there's more?
- Jay 'Jason' Menlow: We're just getting to the good part.
- Sherry Nugent: Well, how long does it go on?